Oh Shit! Get your towels ready, cause its about to go down...

This weekend promises to be a full-on shitshow...

There are some goings-on which are easily some of the most fun and obnoxious events in the Bay Area. This Saturday, Rachel and I are going to the Livermore Scottish Games with my parents. Aside form the forecasted 90 degress its going to be, the real reason I'm going to this thing is for two words: Inflatable Pub. That's right! Ever wanted to (or ever have?) taken beers on that moon bounce thing? Well guess what, I'ma be drinking balls deep in that fucker and its going to be fantastic. I am celebrating my Scottish heritage in a way befitting my knowledge of Scottish History being acquired from multiple Braveheart viewings: by drinking with my girlfriend and parents in a blow-up novelty structure.

Side note: Yes, you read correctly, I have a girlfriend. Her name is Rachel (which you already read) and she kicks a lot of ass! Seriously. She's hilarious and a total brosephine. Also, the fact that she's damn good-looking doesn't suck at all.

Now SUNDAY is when it really goes down because its Bay to Breakers!! I enjoy calling it Bay-to-Break-Yourself since half the city (and 90% of the people under the age of 30) spill onto a 10k course in a bunch of jacked up costumes and proceed to get plowed. This year, while the police presence will "keep us safe from ourselves", I plan to take full on advantage of civil liberities granted to me by the state of California, chief among which is the ability to do things that the other 49 states would consider clinically insane.

There will be pictures...

Enjoy.